Bryanaaaah (Evan) Lee Wei Han :D
12 December 1990, Sagittarius. Child of God. Currently pursuing studies at University of Chicago, living with Zach, Pris, Darryl, parents, Maxy and Macy. Learning to let go was hard but I'm adapting well in Chicago.


Engulfed @ 5:40 PM
Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Had lunch with Silvia and Elton at Bugis's Hongkong Cafe.

Maybe sometimes, busy people like us, students, should take a good break. Dad bought tickets on 13 December, one day after my birthday, to bring me to Italy. After that we'll move off to France and visit Aunt Illeana, Uncle Pierre and Winifred. It's been sometime since I seen Winifred. She was still a young girl when we played together. She should be around 15 now. Can't wait for after As and all the fun is piling up (as much as my studies).

So return only after 5th January. But I'll still continue blogging. I know it's too early to say all these now. Bye, off to MUG.

Engulfed @ 2:55 AM

Went out for supper with Diya, Syke, Kaixian, Kelvin and Yuqi. So I manage to strike away 5 names from the people-I-miss list. So Yuqi got us stuffs from Taiwan and gotten some fattening food from Diya and Kelvin.

I don't want to trash things out. I don't want to know the cruel fact.

Engulfed @ 8:44 AM
Sunday, September 28, 2008

A list of people whom I miss.

  1. Chloe
  2. Nainai
  3. Aunt Sarah
  4. Aunt Louisa
  5. Sean FJP
  6. Aloysius
  7. Charis
  8. Shanice
  9. Baby Kerwin
  10. Diya
  11. Hanliang
  12. Janice
  13. Kelvin
  14. Skye
  15. Kaixian
  16. Meifen
  17. Weihao
  18. Yongrui
  19. Leren
  20. Yuqi
  21. Ziqin
  22. Annabel
  23. Toshiro
  24. Caleb

Not in any order. If not MAFAN and Annabel will complain and fight for their names to be on the top. I'm gonna leave it at the bottom on purpose. Don't see your name here? Means it's time you treat me better and make me miss you, or that you've been appearing in front of me so frequently that I don't even miss you. Too bad.

P/s I haven't go out for a good dinner with gossiping for quite sometime. It's kind of a hint. So you know what to do, DARLINGS. Alright, time to study again. Everything becomes a cycle, a routine and if you break it, you suffer and take the consequences yourself.


Engulfed @ 9:35 PM
Saturday, September 27, 2008

-
A picture speaks a thousand words.
Only if you could walk with me till eternity. I know the answer.

Engulfed @ 7:10 AM

I have not brush my teeth. Have not.
I have not wash my face. Have not.

Ha, I'm washing up and going for service. More slapstick humour and crude jokes on the way. Christy smsed something super funny. So funny that I can't leave my phone and wash up.

Christy: Lazy bum, wake up.
Bry: You WOKE me up.
Christy: Woah, that's great.
Bry: Let's go church earlier, sweeping!
Christy: That's your job, cleaner.
Bry: That's voluntary.
Christy: I know, x'cuse me. I'm a year more experienced.
Bry: Hi senior sweeper.
Christy: Don't waste my messssagggy.
Bry: Alright, church early.
Christy: Free ride. Max sending us there.
Bry: I'll hop on.
Christy: Knew it. Cya 8am, get ready please.
Bry: Bye crude joke.
Christy: BYE, I HAVE MORE CRUDE JOKES ON HAND NOW. SAVE IT TILL LATER.

See, I just wasted approx. 3 minutes to type. Wash up, comb Maxy and Macy, and crude jokes, here I come. Churchies always make my day enjoyable. Cliques too.

Engulfed @ 11:55 PM
Friday, September 26, 2008

Ultra slack, I just finished playing 2 hours of Wii with Natchew. Secret mission in progress, about to complete it and give you a "WOW" surprise. Just wait and see.

PRIS, I LOVE YOU. (Cheesecake please)

Engulfed @ 12:19 AM

Sorry.

Engulfed @ 2:01 PM
Thursday, September 25, 2008

Hahahahaha, I'm at Makoto's house now. Haven't seen her for super long I thought she forgotten me. I miss the clique of us, the four of us. You, Davier, Zu and myself. This clique is good too, study hard Mak!

One last paper for Zu, all the way!

Engulfed @ 9:35 PM
Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Thanks I'm back on track.

P/s That only happens once in a blue moon.

Sorry for making you people worry. Really. Owe you guys a feast, screenshot this and save it. Again, I'm thankful for having the best 11s on Earth, really. There are more actually but these 11 stood by me forever, especially you. Thank you. Yup Pris is second on the list, don't worry. I'm smiling already, really.

Engulfed @ 2:28 PM
Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Slightly better. Sorry for making you clown and cheer me up last night. I know you tried hard cracking your brains to tease me, to make me smile. I can see that you're stressed and super disappointed to see my forceful smile but you still bothered to come and look for me. Maybe I'm not used to people's criticism, I know what she say is sheer crap but I just keep thinking about it. Why?

And you really really don't get what I mean? I've made it obvious enough to you. I don't believe you don't feel it. I don't. I don't care what others say about me, but I care about how you feel. I don't want to put you in an awkward situation again. How can you be so so so oblivious to what's going on? I like you, and it can't be made any clearer. Almost everyone can see it, but why not you?

Engulfed @ 3:15 AM

I'm so sorry that I've neglected you. But I have the whole day for you cos I intend to give myself a break. Bruddddder (Inserts Zu's tone) don't like that. We are always here, as promised. We can't afford for any mental breakdown now. Just hang on there, everything will be fine. I hope you feel better after talking to Zu.

- ValGGGG

Engulfed @ 2:50 AM

Bry Bry (shrieks) smile smile leh.

Lemme tell you who's support you have. And.. (TBC)
1. Prissssy the GREAT
2. Darryl my DARLING
3. Zu my SISSY BITCH
4. ValGGGG my VJ PRO SHIT
5. Mabbbby my CHAO AH LIANZXZX
6. Zach my ASSHAIR
7. Christy my BIMBO NO. 2
8. Olivia my BIMBO NO. 3
9. Lekkkky my LAGLAG RETARD
10. Davier my IDIOTIC BRO
11. Malcom my CHAO MUGGER

(Continue)
And see, how great? You have the top 11 in the world supporting you. The cutest and coolest 11. Okok I know you're sulking cos I didn't include you. In a bad mood still can think of this, not too bad. (Pouts) So, I guess you're happy now. Smile, Pris must sleep now, school tomorrow. Smile and I'll buy you another cake.
(Continued)

What you've been waiting for.
Nah, kkkkzzz, LOVE YOU AND WE ALL SUPPORT YOU! I LOVE SISSY BITCH CHEERED YOU UP AT LEAST A LITTLE. SEE HER ONLY YOU HAPPY ALREADY LAAAAZZZ. CHECKOUT MY TWITZZZZ. I FREAKING HATE THISZZZZ. OPPPSZZZ! O.0

Engulfed @ 11:58 PM
Sunday, September 21, 2008

Happy 21st Birthday, Drunkard Megan.

Engulfed @ 11:22 PM

I'm on the phone, but I'm not talking. I don't know how to start it with, I don't know what to say. Why am I in such low spirits? Maybe God knows. I'm sensitive to some stuff sometimes, just that you people don't see it. Even my best buds, Zu, Lek and Zach.

Engulfed @ 10:44 PM

You'll have my support. But to *, you don't know me, but I don't know why the hell are you so concerned about our lives. I'm not the third party a year ago, not now either. And please, stop accusing people for being a third party. First, you accused her for snatching away your Davier, now you accuse me of snatching her away and making your Davier sad. Get a life, please.

I don't care what others say. So long as I'm true to myself, that's enough. I hope you ain't affected at all. All the best for your upcoming papers. Just 5 more days and you're F-R-E-E. Priscilla smile ok, don't be too upset.

Engulfed @ 7:21 PM
Saturday, September 20, 2008

Going for Meg's birthday chalet now. Some occasions can't be shunned. So you'll have to organise your time better, and better.

Oh well, thank you Zach for that pat on my shoulder. Though it may mean nothing to you, but it's really great. I had some motivation. Thank you for spending time and listen to my problems. And Pris, you too. Your cheesecake on my grass patch almost got eaten up my Maxy and Macy. Thank God that you were smart enough to place them in a tupperware.

Chalet now, bye! Fun Time.

Engulfed @ 8:40 AM

Off for church!

Engulfed @ 3:11 AM

Church later will make me smile.
Olivia entertain me with your slapstick humour.
Christy entertain me with you crude jokes.
Zachery disturb me with your nonsense.
Please.

Engulfed @ 10:49 PM
Friday, September 19, 2008

Life becomes a bore.
So stagnant, so meaningless.

Engulfed @ 4:48 PM

What's in my mind now all the time.
#01. Study.
#02. Wii Session with Zach.
#03. Supper with Clique.
#04. Craps from Pris, D, Lek, Zu, Val.
#05. Church.
#06. You.

School is getting boring. Anyway, I got to meet up with Phoebe and Tylor after school to have NYNY at AMK hub, we had hell lots of fun. I thought I've finished As. Haha, few more miles to go. All the way! And to all the rest of my DARLINGS (Pris's requested me to call you guys darlings), all the best. Finish this and fun in right in front.

I don't like losing. Especially to an unknown enemy.

Engulfed @ 9:03 PM
Thursday, September 18, 2008

The tide is high but I'm holding on.
I'm gonna be your number one.

Engulfed @ 8:19 PM

Like what Pris said, move on.

I'm stuck as to what to blog. I'm afraid you'll read and think about him again. Something's so obvious, you don't get it still.

Engulfed @ 2:24 AM

Alright, just came back from prata session with Lek, Val, Pris, Zu. JC kids and funny enough, why none of us landed in the same JC? ACJ, AJ, VJ, NYJ, SRJ. Crazy. Ok, we can add Sean in. Prata was nice because some pig fell ill and she can't steal our food in a sense. Good thing?!

I think suppers make her sick.


Engulfed @ 9:58 PM
Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Get well soon.

Engulfed @ 1:20 AM

Girl, don't think so much ok. I was wrong to ask you nonsense. Maybe because I had nothing better to do on the car that's why I started asking about him again. PROMISE not to do it again. Slap Bryan Lee Wei Han ok?! And I promise to accompany you after my A levels to make up with the time I missed out.

Don't cry, cos I hate it when you cry. You totally scare me just now you know?! Brother will always be here, so will Val, Pris, Darryl, bla bla so many to list, so don't cry. We're here to share everything of yours.

Your tears tonight were worse than the time you cried at East Coast. I don't know why he can bring so much unhappiness and tears when he's gone. I know what I say won't help, even if it will, it's only for the short run. Don't cry, BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY, my dearest.

You bought her laughter and joy when together and left her with tears and despair when you're gone. It's more than a year, I don't want you to affect her. I don't want anyone to upset her. Maybe you've long forgotten her, maybe not. It hurts to be between both parties too. A brother and a sister. Maybe what you said was really wrong. Please, don't ever hurt her again. We don't want to see her cry anymore.

Engulfed @ 11:34 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bryan was a bad boy again. Haha, I woke up late and guess what? I went out with Dad to walk around instead. That's pretty cool cos we went over to Uncle Ian's house to have OVERDUE mooncakes. It was nice still.

Uncle Ian.
Zachery Ian.

Engulfed @ 11:44 PM
Monday, September 15, 2008

After dinner with Olivia (she had no one to eat with so she begged me to dine with her at NYNY), I was totally shagged and I decided not to study. Anyway today supposed to be my relaxing day. So I called Zu to talk to her, at the same time, help her to distress. Here's the conversation, roughly this was what we exchanged.

Funny Convo, right below this. :D

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Zu: What la, don't disturb me lei. (Super high pitch)
Bry: Haha, I think.. I like to..
Zu: What la, don't waste my time, I'm doing my stuff.
Bry: I like to..
Zu: Fuck you, one more time I KUP already hor. (super emphasis on the word "kup")
Bry: I like to disturb pigs.
Zu: Fuck you (high pitch for "you").
Bry: What's with that high pitch you.
Zu: Emphasising on fucking YOU. Bastard.
Bry: We're brothers and sisters. Incest!
Zu: Kk, you win you win. Don't want to waste my energy.
Bry: Are you tired?
Zu: Needless to say, slacker. Still can go Pris's house to swim.
Zu: Oi talk lei.
Zu: I angry hor.
Bry: I know you won't. Heh heh. (She hate people who heh heh her. So guess what's her reply?)
Zu: Smarties for you, but shut up, don't heh heh me tikopeh.
Bry: K, k, sorrrrry.

**Both blurting not-funny-at-all nonsense.
*After some time..

Zu: (Randomly) I want boyfriend.
Bry: Lol, no boyfriend want you.
Zu: Eh, walao I so lousy meh?! (Mmm, papa. *Some new thing she learn outside.)
Bry: What's with that Mmm papa.
Zu: Kaopeih.
Bry: Why why?!
Zu: Kao is cry in Hokkien, peih is father.
Bry: That's dumb.
Zu: Oi I really so fucking lousy meh, no lei.
Zu: At least I'm better than Eugene's ah lian. Hahaha *super evil laughter which lasted for at least a minute.
Bry: No la, just that you've got to be more feminine.
Zu: I GOT SO BOY OR NOT. (She really shouted so loud that I thought she was just beside me)
Bry: See, see, shouting like a boy.
Zu: *Whines.
Bry: No la, you have your virtues also.
Bry: Just that abit too little.
Zu: At least.. mmmm.. I'm I'm.. straightfoward. Lalala.
Bry: Why do you have to think then?
Zu: Errr.. too many to list.
Bry: Ya right.
Zu: Left.
Bry: Up.
Zu: Down.
Zu: SHUDDDDDUP!
Bry: We're best friends. I promise to.. keep a look out for you.
Zu: You've been saying that since long ago. I know you like me and you want to keep me to yourself right. Selfish siaaaaa. Eh don't lei, find some better guy for me.
Bry: Ya right.
Zu: Left.
Bry: Up.
Zu: Down.
Zu: SHUDDDDDUP!
Bry: Tell me what characteristic you look for.
Zu: Aiya, not say very demanding la.
Zu: He must be at least like.. around 178? Nono, must look tall when he's with me.
Zu: Fatter, no la, heavier than me. Cos' like that I won't look so fucking fat and I feel more secured. At least when the wind blow, I can hide behind him not the other way round.
Bry: Glad you know.
Zu: Shuddup la, listen to me lei.
Zu: Then must be tanned and love tanning like me. Hohoho.
Bry: Then he would have know better babes at Sentosa and he won't choose you.
Zu: Ei still got, don't cut me lei.
Zu: Cannot be too poor.
Zu: Sweeter than Davier is a must.
Bry: I'll post this and Davier will see this.
Zu: I DON'T CAREEEEEE.
Zu: It's the fact lei, he also know, right DAVIER?! (Shouts "DAVIER")
Bry: Anything else?
Zu: Aiya, abit only. Wait wait still got abit more.
Zu: At least look average.
Zu: Must have some music talent.
Zu: Best if he don't wear specs but, wear also can. But please look handsome with specs.
Zu: Must surprise me, must be romantic.
Zu: Must be daring enough to face my parents.
Zu: Must..
*Bryan cuts in.
Bry: Wait, the above criteria all fits me.
Zu: Eeeeee, ok I think of something you don't have.
Zu: Hahaha, must not be a gay.
Bry: Loser.
Zu: You mean yourself?
Bry: NO, I MEAN YOU LA, SISTER.
Zu: Don't call me sister, fucker.
Bry: See, so vulgar, wth can you get a boyfriend with the above criteria.
Bry: K tell me what instrument you want him to play. I try to find from my band or something..
Zu: Violin, piano, drums, guitar. Cello not bad.
Bry: Hahaha, loser. I fit in 2, plus Oboe. I think I'm still the best choice.
Zu: I rather die a virgin.
Bry: Wth you just said?!
Zu: I SAY I RATHER DIE AS A VIRGIN.
Bry: Who taught you that?!
Zu: Mab, LOL. (Laughing super evil-ly)
Bry: I think next best choice will be.. Lek or, Ong.
Zu: Ong is mine already what. LOL Zach actually believe last night.
Bry: He gonna see this later y'know?
Zu: Come la, I scared meh. Zach loser.
Bry: Alright, alright, I've wasted like 30 mins of yours but hope I manage to distress you.
Bry: Study hard, and Bryan LOVE you.
Zu: No thanks brother.
Zu: But yes, you did make me happier. Thanks.
Zu: Kk nights, I'll search for my man in my dreams.
Zu: I THINK ROSS IS STILL THE BEST.
Zu: Handsome, rich, hot, ANGMOH!
Bry: Kk, bye.
Zu: I really kup ah.
Bry: Kup la.
Zu: Bye bye, KUP. (Shouted "kup")
*And she hung her house phone super loudly.

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This girl is looking for a hot boyfriend with the above stated criterias. Lol I think Mr Universe also can't meet that criteria la, she's dreaming. Hot, tall, sweet, romantic, rich. Sounds like Bryan. Opps, alright I'm gonna sleep early tonight!

Engulfed @ 4:49 PM

Alright, time to swim.

Let's advertise Pris's penthouse. I think it's more expensive than my house ok. Haha, details some other day. Gotta rush, I MISS SWIMMING AND I MISS Z.

Engulfed @ 9:02 AM

Skipped school. Reason because I was so tired that yup, my body refused to move. So I shall just play Wii and relax myself for a day as a reward for achieving that set of Prelim results though it was below my target. But it's over, so why moan?

Ok, I shall go down and play Wii and prolly meet Pris after her lesson to have a swim at her place. Dad ordered a jacuzzi. How cool.

Engulfed @ 11:33 PM
Sunday, September 14, 2008

Did I say that ManU freaking lost to Liverpool last night? Damn. One item stroke off from my wishlist. I miss betting with Dad and thank God's that he's back, safe and sound.

Now, Mom's going over to Chicago with Aunt Louisa. :(

Engulfed @ 6:11 PM

Bry says: Zu, don't give up, don't give up! :D

Engulfed @ 4:31 PM

PRISCILLA SPAMS BRYAN.

BRYAN CONFESSED TO ZU. HAHAHA GREATEST JOKE EVER. ZU CAME MY HOME, LAUGHING. LOL. PRIS WISH ZU CAN GET A SUPER NICE BF WHO'S TOTALLY OPPOSITE OF BRYAN. MUST BE SKINNY, SMART, HANDSOME, POOR. LOL POOR.

Bryan's ugly, fat, stupid but rich.

Engulfed @ 3:51 AM

(dung) · Z says:
How, is supper still on?

(dung) · Z says:
I don't feel like going.. :(

(dung) · Z says:
You know why..

Christy says:
Why are you copying me but typing in sentences, and starting with CAPS?!

(dung) · Z says:
Love ya too much. <3

Christy says:
Eww, where are the rest?

Christy says:
Mabby, Bry bry, Oli!

(dung) · Z says:
THEY ARE DEAD. HAHA.

Mary had a little lamb says:
I guess Bry's fiddling with his Baby OMNIA.

Orh-li-viah says:
Yup, most prolly.

(dung) · Z says:
Talk lei, oi oi talk to me idiots.

(dung) · Z says:
Walao, Lek don't wanna tell me where he got it.

(dung) · Z says:
Hint him for me.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
He won't tell you. See, your 20buck didn't work either.

(dung) · Z says:
:( HELP ME LEI IDIOT.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
I'll try my best to hunt it for you.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Ask your bf to buy for you la.

Orh-li-viah says:
Yeah babe, go get a sweet bf, you'll get the whole world.

Christy says:
They're almost extinct, but try to believe that there are still some available.

Mary had a little lamb says:
Don't care about guys. Mab can find it for you too. *winksssss

(dung) · Z says:
HE JUST REFUSES, FUCK HIM BITCH.

Mary had a little lamb says:
Stop calling me. Opppps :X

Orh-li-viah says:
It's not as if you can't find any sweet one.

Orh-li-viah says:
Just accept Bry bry.

(dung) · Z says:
Nah, he's not sweet enough. He say I can never play piano well lor, bitch man. I hate you I hate you.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Touch your heart, say it again.

(dung) · Z says:
*touching my heart*

(dung) · Z says:
My heart says no. Sorry.

Mary had a little lamb says:
Ouh, crap again. So how suppppppper?!

Christy says:
It's fattening but that's exactly what I need, FATS!

Orh-li-viah says:
But seriously it's time to find someone to give you TLC.

Orh-li-viah says:
Don't tell me you're still thinking of him.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Don't bring it up to her again, she'll go emo emo emo again y'know?

(ultra handsome) · B says:
And I'll have to go all the way to ECP to search for a sobbing girl.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
WITH RED EYES.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Waste my tissue only.

Mary had a little lamb says:
lol bastard.

Mary had a little lamb says:
bet you're more than happy in that situation.

Christy says:
BRB, MASK TIME. NUDGE FOR SUPPER. :)

Mary had a little lamb says:
See, silence from her. Don't mention about D again.

Orh-li-viah says:
I DIDN'T MENTION. I JUST ASK IF SHE STILL THINKING ABOUT HIM.

Orh-li-viah says:
HIM, NOT D. NOT!

(dung) · Z says:
No la, but I don't know what to reply you all.

(dung) · Z says:
Sometimes I do think, not everytime I regret.

(dung) · Z says:
Maybe it's better for the both of us.

(dung) · Z says:
But yes, I still like him ABIT. Even if he sees this. But everything's impossible already.

Orh-li-viah says:
Why?

(dung) · Z says:
If it's possible, we wouldn't even break off. For relation, I don't believe in giving chances.

(ultra handsome) · B says: He know what you're thinking about, really.

Mary had a little lamb says: So? But didn't he hurt her enough?

Mary had a little lamb says:
I think she can easily find guys better than him.

Mary had a little lamb says:
Davier's not really very sweet, well say I'm against him, whatever.

(dung) · Z says:
Ya lor.. Not sweet.

Mary had a little lamb says:
But I hate the fact that she make my sis tear.

(dung) · Z says:
So many ppl queing up for me la, scared I no bf meh. LOL.

(dung) · Z says:
ALOT ALOT OK. *cheating you guys.

Mary had a little lamb says:
How how, anyone you like in JC?

(ultra handsome) · B says:
She said a hundred times. No. Cos no one looks as good as Bryan. No one treats her as sweet as I do.

(dung) · Z says:
I think still don't know each other long enough la. Haha.

(dung) · Z says:
How to like, lol everyone knew each other for merely a few months.

Mary had a little lamb says:
Then anyone like you? Haha, ok I know it's weird but we're sisters.

(dung) · Z says:
I know it better than anyone else la. No one likes rough girl, I don't care either.

Orh-li-viah says:
You're wrong to say that. I know someone loves your rough character. *Weird and stares at Someone.

Orh-li-viah says:
That's your personality and maybe that's what people like.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
And I'm the someone!

(dung) · Z says:
Yayaya, but seriously la. I can make friends super easily with boys cos' I'm rough. But never bfs. Cos', they'll be afraid of my character. All guys love soft-spoken, sweet and gentle girls. Hell.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
That's not true. Then how the hell you get that 2 bfs man.

Mary had a little lamb says:
2 meh? You consider Aloy as one of them?

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Aloy and Davier.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Hahaha, Aloy was lor, they were tgt for almost 2 months.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
I think Aloy will be a perfect match for her cos she's super rough and Aloy's so much of a gentleman. Just nice, they can neutralise each other.

Mary had a little lamb says:
You don't take chem but you sounded like a Chemist.

(dung) · Z says:
Yup, Aloy will be the sweetest boyfriend.

Orh-li-viah says:
Who's Aloy? Sim or Yeo?!

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Her 1st bf but he went to Boston to study. SAD CASE.

Mary had a little lamb says:
Still rmb, you two bicker every now and then. Disturbing each other. End up being couples. Hahaha, Davier also the same story.

Orh-li-viah says:
Which Aloy?!

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Nah, you won't know him.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
The funniest thing was, Zu called and tell me that night. Eh, Bry bry, I tell you something, don't be surprised. I'm tgt with Davier.

Orh-li-viah says:
Then then?!

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Wait and be patient!

(dung) · Z says:
LOL don't lei, so paiseh.

Orh-li-viah says:
CONTINUEEEEEEEEE! :@

(ultra handsome) · B says:
I replied something like "what? are you serious?"

(ultra handsome) · B says:
She said, yes. You know we went out for dinner, then he just.. er.. er.. (she was too embarrased to say). I aws laughing like mad when I hear that cos I'm sure it will be the joke of the year.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Then she said.. "He just, hold my hand, tight. Then I cannot shake it off. As in, too sudden.."

Mary had a little lamb says:
Sorry sis, but that was the trick that Jason taught him.

(dung) · Z says:
Lol it's over, and it's ok.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Wait, listen to the second part la.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
So I had to double confirm.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
She kept asking me how and I added that Davier is a nice guy.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Then she say, ok lor trust your taste anyway I think I like him a little, but really a little. I don't know is friendship or what.

(dung) · Z says:
Don't make me paiseh la. But that method super useful. Actually like that better than using sms to ask for relationship. But aiya, starting so sweet, in the end he treat me like.. normal. Forget it.

(dung) · Z says:
I WANT A BOYFRIEND WHO CAN TREAT ME SWEET ALL THE TIME, REGARDLESS OF HOW LONG WE'RE TOGETHER.

Orh-li-viah says:
Neh get Bryan. Seriously.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
Yeah, me.

* You(Me) have just sent a nudge.

(ultra handsome) · B says:
I've decided to go for supper at the 24hours KPT. Prata there. For more story, please meet there in 15 mins time. I know Christy would have finish doing mask by then. Zu have to come if you don't want extra leakage of story. Alright, typing is getting tiring. 15mins. Latecomer as usual.

(dung) · Z says:
Kk bbye!

(dung) · Z says:
Mab, meet ya at your house lift. Come down when I call you. SUPPPPPPER brrrr.

Christy says:
That's what I'm waiting for!

How dumb can we be. Haha, discussing about guys. Then she became emotionally unsound again, and today we mentioned about a few potential guys for her. And again, she sets in new criteria. Her bf cannot bully her like Bryan does. Lol, talking about the opposite sexes never fail to be the best topic during supper.

Zu says: Eh Bry, want to be my boyfriend must buy food for me. You sure broke one la, I eat so much. But you're fatter than me so at least you meet one of my criteria. Hahaha, fuck you.

That's what she texted me after I send her home, after saying "Can I be your boyfriend?" (Seriously)


Engulfed @ 8:22 PM
Friday, September 12, 2008

LEK LEK IS OVER AT MY PLACE. Ok, he serves as another tool to attract Zu and Mab over. These 2 idiots keep insisting on not coming over to my place tonight. Haha, okok study girls. Lek played Moonlight Sonata, Rondo Alla Turca and Fantasie Impromtu. I tried recalling how to play Bumblebee, but end up, I took out the piece to revise and after like.. 1 hour, I gave up and decided to practice during my relaxation time.

And just nice, Zu message and tell me that she learnt piano. She say that she hate it that we didn't teach her piano despite knowing her for years. Lol, YOU CAN'T PLAY PIANO, EXCUSE ME!

Haha, silly girl says she'll learn and play me a song on piano, a full song. We shall see when's the day and it'll create history. Lek wanna hog the lappy already, bye! Pastamania on it's way! Wait, Zach say he gonna steal my Baby OMNIA!

Engulfed @ 3:58 PM

Dad came back during lunch time to get his stuffs and he said.. PRISCILLA GREW slightly FATTER. Ha, this girl is still thinking about what my dad say. For the past one hour, she'd been going to the toilet for at 6 times, most prolly checking out if what dad say is true. That ass.

Now, we're oh-so-in-love with Ave Maria. I can't play with much feel though. Hahaha, thanks to Zu. And we're as addicted to The Last Night by Skillet. Hey, Zach's coming for dinner! I haven't seen Zu for days. Girl~

Engulfed @ 9:42 AM

Skipped school today for INTENSIVE Biology revision. I'm not gonna risk having any Bs alright. Pris will be coming over later. She will be revising for her 87% History. Dumb, an A is an A, you'll still get 20. Okok, she's coming soon, she just left home, so 20 more minutes and she'll come knock knock knocking on Bryan's door.

Engulfed @ 2:19 AM

Still charging my Baby OMNIA.
It's hot, hot, hot. And someone's jealous! :D

Engulfed @ 2:11 PM
Thursday, September 11, 2008

Disgusting huh, I'm home so early. Well, I'll be getting my hot baby with Dad at 4pm. Dad took a day off specially for me but he's out for golf with Uncle Ian. Sometimes, again, I wonder, why my Dad treats me so nice (other than me being the only child). I'm not a nice son, neither am I a bad one.

Btw, guess what? I got B for Biology but I'm happy cos this paper is seriously way harder than Midyear and B is like, a BONUS for me already. And.. *drumrolls* I got.. A for Physics! Surprisingly but I think this time round, they set the Physics paper way easier than the expected level of difficulty. Now, how to improve on my GP?!

And there Yaochen say: B IS GOOD ENOUGH, LOOK AT MY DAMN D.

Engulfed @ 12:58 AM

And hey, Dad will be getting me OMNIA later on. Baby, here I come. Olivia lost her phone so I shall be a kind soul by lending her my Arte, IF ONLY Dad gets OMNIA for me.

Maybe somtimes, I'm just too complacent. I don't know why, but I think you're slowly moving away from me, closer and closer to your own friends. I hope I'm just thinking too much. I don't one anyone to take you away.

Engulfed @ 10:23 PM
Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I got B for my Economics and thanks, I got 69% which is just 1 mark away from my A and that one mark is proportional to 2.5 points. Then next, General Paper, B as usual. Biology and Physics will be returned tomorrow.





On a happier note, my first sentence was just to scare you. I got 71% in the end because there was marking error. This is the best part when you receive all scripts isn't it? But of course, not the other way round whereby you get 71% and get 2 mark deducted off due to marking error. Priscilla scored 87% for her History, this is super LES. She forbid me from saying GAY.

Engulfed @ 10:11 PM
Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Back from dinner.

Dad's back and I may be changing my phone. I feel like buying Samsung's OMNIA. Then I can sell my Arte to Aunt Sarah or Aunt Louisa. I can give them actually. It's not my money, so yup. Samsung OMNIA, here I come! Zu had been scolding me rich bastard for a few days. Cos she said that my Arte's less than 3 months old and I should abandon him/her.

XPERIA is taking ages. Maybe I shall just get OMNIA, and decision againw hen XPERIA is out. OMNIA's a hot baby.

Engulfed @ 11:18 PM
Monday, September 08, 2008

Jordan, please. I know you get my message.

Engulfed @ 5:42 PM

I think you'll have to wait till your promos are over because guitar is real hard. I just can't get the gist of it.

Engulfed @ 1:21 AM
Sunday, September 07, 2008

Music day. I played 1 hour of violin, 2 hours of oboe and 45mins of piano, 3 hours of guitar. Natchew came over to teach me how to play some song for someone. Well, Natchew accidentally spell it out to Zu already so no more surprise as to the actual event. But, at least it leaves you in suspense on what I'm gonna play for you. You'll be real touched. Till, then, wait. And I think it'll take some time cos guitar is FRIGGING hard.

Btw I studied, then halfway through the music day, we went to 85. Chunyong and Sikai joined along. It was like a mini boys gathering. We had some random jokes, talked about girls etc. Then delievered dinner to Zu's house cos we know she don't have any dinner. Fats!

Oh and she's back to her burger self! :D Round 2, Bryan continues.

Hopefully I can finish learning it before your Promos. It will serve as an encouragement. :-D

Engulfed @ 11:18 PM
Saturday, September 06, 2008

BRYAN IS PRACTICING SOME SECRET PIANO PIECE FOR ME. NO MORE SURPRISE. KK, STILL LOVE YOU THE MOST. BUT I SHOULD LOVE NAT MORE FOR TEACHING YOU RIGHT? CAPS IS BECAUSE I'M FRIGGGGGING EGGCITED.


Ah, Bryan better play something nice. I may consider loving you. Ha, cock. Eh, practice hard and study hard also ok. Er, can hint me? Please don't play that 3 memorable songs if not I'll hate you forever alright.

Love you for ONCE.

Engulfed @ 4:40 AM

Breakfast with Natchew. See, once I met him, I'll meet him nonstop. Hahaha, Leslie, gay.

Engulfed @ 9:52 PM
Friday, September 05, 2008

We landed up at TCC, Funan IT Mall. Went over with Pris and Val cos they were complaining about the biggest distraction at my place, Wii. Saw Natchew and we managed to chat for like 5 mins. Then was studying. Real intensive studying. Sikai joined in around noon. And he was another huge distraction. He was so addicted to Val's DS Mahjong.

Was messaging Zu about getting her cheesecakes. Here is the conversation. (FYI, she's right beside me now. Waiting patiently cos I told her that she'll only get her cheesecake when I finish blogging. If not she will stop me from typing this entry.) Here the sms conversation goes..

Zu: I'm all ready to study! :D
Bry: I just woke up. Still so tired but they are reaching I guess.
Zu: Kk, concentration needed, ttyl.

*After a few hours.

Zu: Omg, I'm talking about how charming guys with music talent can be. Then I thought about Lek. Lol, remember? That dumb ass face with no no no reaction at all when he played Moonlight Sonata.
Bry: Not too bad, you actually remembered the song title. It's nice right? I'm really laughing out loud now. Really. Blank face with such a nice song.
Zu: Ya la, that ass.
Bry: He did it on purpose la, don't you know it?
Zu: No lor, he was reluctant, that explains his blank face.
Bry: Wanna bet?
Zu: No cos' you must have bribed him.
Bry: Hahaha, smarties for you once again.

Part 3
Bry: We're at TCC now. So whatcha doing? ValG is seriously LOL.
Zu: Hahaha, funny right. She missed the fun eons ago.
Bry: Pris's saying her usual phrase. You know, I saw.. Someone you miss. Natchew! He's coming over to my place some time this week..
Zu: Must ask me along hor, I miss chatting with him. Tell that crap ass that I freaking miss him la. Walao you are wasting my sms lor. Eh how come you saw him? You meet him on purpose or what?
Bry: I happen to bump into him. How the hell can I pass all these to him? You dumb dumb, I said BUMPED. Buy 2 cheesecakes for you later. So.. I'm still the best right?
Zu: With cheesecakes, YES I say.
Bry: Okok that's your reward.

*Zu MIA for hours and here it comes.
Zu: :( Memories flashed back.
Bry: Listening to Guardian Angel or I'll Keep Your Memories Vague or Angels Cry?
Bry: Pig pig, answer me, you're making us worried!

(Meanwhile, we tried calling her but she didn't answer.)

Part 5
Bry: My dearest sister, are you ok? Your previous text don't sound good. Need me to call you?
*Priscilla sent out another sms.
Bry: Prissssy here, my darling are you ok? You have me here!!! Bimbo can't live without you la..
Bry: Sister~~ I'm screaming for you, ya know?! Pris is getting sad.. I'm frowning.. I'm sure you don't want Pris to get sad..
Zu: That works. No la, I'm ok. I was thinking, then I rested my head. I'm afraid I'll cry la. But nope, I fell asleep. Guess, I'm more tired than thinking about him.
Bry: Thank God, that's good. Smiley!
Zu: But I wrote his name down just now, my heart just had a weird feeling.
Bry: It's ok, it takes time to heal.
Zu: Uncle, 1 year plus already leh, still like that.. :(
Bry: Haha, think of me!
Zu: Thanks bro, I'm alright already. Back to studying. Remember to get me cheesecakes k.
Bry: Alright, come over later.

Ok finally finish typing our conversation. She gave me a fierce smile. Alright, studying was good. Everything was ok. Natchew's coming over! :D Ok she starts eating. She can even tell me the cheesecake tastes nice before tasting it, cos she says it's free. Hahaha, Pris, Christy and Mab fights in to have their share. I bought an extra piece for you, but too bad, we have other fat pigs.

Engulfed @ 10:18 AM

ValG and Pris is here to study! Move it.

Engulfed @ 1:29 AM

TOH ZU MEI AND LESLIE CHEW YI JIE..
TWO WORDS FOR YOU..
(N) LOW CLASS. :D

From:
The creator of "please please please my shit is coming out".
Yes, it's none other than, pretty Priscilla Oh, HOHOHO.

Engulfed @ 1:18 AM

Reply to the previous entry:

YES, I SO MISS YOU CAN? AND IF YOU REALISE, IT'S LESLIE WHO'S MISSING YOU, NOT BRYAN LEE. YOU MUST BE REAL SAD, SIS-SY. HEY FUCK JORDAN, LESLIE ROCK YOUR WORLD. JORDAN IS A WIMP, GAY ASS HAIR PICKER. FUCK HIM AND LISTEN TO ME. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR GIRLS. KK, YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN NOW! BRYAN AND PRIS TOO. I'M AT WILFWED'S PLACE WITH HAHAHA GAY ASS HAIR PICKER, FRANCIS (I KNOW Z IS SCREAMING) AND JAY. BOYS OUTING, NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

LESLIE CAN ENTER BRYAN'S BLOG ALSO. AND LESLIE CERTAINLY DO MISS BRYAN, PRIS, DARRYL MY DARDAR (PRIS STABS KNIFE INTO MY MUSCULAR CHEST), VALG, LEK AND MAB AND Z. MUGGERS ROCK LESS THAN LESLIE.

Engulfed @ 1:00 AM

Your loveliest friend is here to spam your blog.

MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.
MIND OVER YOUR GONNA-BE-SO-FAT BODY.

I bet you miss me. Cos' it's been hmmmm, a good 5 hours since you last saw me. But you just heard my voice over the phone. Kk, after your As, I promise to, let you treat me Ben and Jerry. Bry jiayou k. Alright, time to spam the other's blog. PRISCILLA OH, THIS IS COPYRIGHTED, YOU ARE NOT GIVEN THE RIGHT TO COPY ME AND SPAM BLOGS LIKE THIS ALRIGHT!

Zu. :D

*Time to hop over to Lek's PINKHOTSEXYLEKKY.

Engulfed @ 11:02 PM
Thursday, September 04, 2008

The rubber band is snapping soon. I hope I'm able to take it till the end of As. Good news! Megan has got superb results. All As with a whooping 97 for Math and 89 for Banking and Finance. The rest are still above 70%. Best part is that she gets to be sponsored to studying at London, FOC. Gay.

I want to be like her.

Engulfed @ 9:51 PM

Puff and puff, puff your life away.

Drats.

Engulfed @ 7:31 PM

Wii session's over.

Tonight, I shall complete 4 sets of papers, regardless of any subject. And yes, without any distractions. We almost did something wrong again. Dammmit. Mind over body like what she said.

Engulfed @ 9:21 AM

TCC with Sally, Olivia, Christy and Zachery later.

Will be back with more random slapstick humours. Meanwhile, study hard people. I hate to say this but it's time we stop. For every puff we take in, we're endangering our lives, as well as others. Sounds like some Quit Smoking Campaign slogan. Maybe Mediacorp should just hire me. Hah.

Self-control.

Engulfed @ 11:27 PM
Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Mab. Don't turn back to the old you. I thought you said you want to erase off your past and lead a new life? Forget about those tattoos, piercing etc. We can make it invisible for the sake of you. Don't care about what others talk about you by judging on your appearance. Don't go back the old way. Since the tattoos are permanent, let it be. Now, change for the better.

Now I know, not only my friends read my blog. Others too. Well, maybe this should become a private blog like the others'. And now, Shihan gonna rage if he get to know about what We did yesterday, especially Z.

Engulfed @ 11:19 PM

History repeated itself.

Engulfed @ 9:30 PM

Alright, Zu just called. We're going Boonkeng for dinner.

Leslie, Marcus and Jordan would most prolly be joining. I hope history won't repeat itself. It's been in my mind for quite sometime. I regret my actions, but it certainly did help in reducing some pain. Dammit, Bry seldom gets influenced in a bad way.

On another thought, why was my previous entry in smaller font size? Readers are all my closest pals. I was wrong. I regret, so?

Engulfed @ 1:11 AM

I can't sleep. I've been tossing on my bed for the past 1 hour. Worshipping didn't help this time round. I feel guilty, I feel like a sinner.

I'm still thinking about what I did this afternoon.

Forgive me. Amen.

Engulfed @ 5:59 PM
Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Zu and Mab took a few puffs today.

I was there, but wasn't able to stop them. Went to meet Weiboon, Jordan, Brandon, Zu, Mab at Ubi for lunch. There was something troubling them, different issues but they didn't want to share. Jordan start the ball rolling, then followed by Mab, then Zu. I don't want you to get hook onto it again, really.

I wasn't able to stop her, prolly cos I thought it's the only solution to take her memories away. After that, Pris joined along and then Darryl came down after his project in school. So we were talking about them. Peer influence seems strong in a negative way. It's hard to persuade your friends to do the right thing. Weird huh.

I'm sorry for not able to share your troubles. Don't get hooked. For whatever I can, I'll help you. I'll lend you my shoulder even if it will cost me my entire future. Mab and Zu, smile. I know somethings you don't wish to share, write it down somewhere, or whatsoever, but don't torture yourselves. I hope today will be the last time.

And I as well, took a few puffs after they left. Stress is a nice excuse for people to start smoking. I know but I can't help it also. I wonder what makes them so 'high'. Now I know, but I'm not addicted to it. I did manage to puff some pain away. Hah, what a joke. I asked Mab to quit, I asked Zu not to start smoking, I ask Pris and Darryl to stop social smoking. Yet, I'm doing it. One last time. Hopefully.

Engulfed @ 3:29 AM

Opps, I totally forgotten that I have school at 8.30am later. Consultation with Ms Chiang. And hey, I can take bus with her again. I miss the good sleeping time on bus. Droooools.

Engulfed @ 3:19 AM

Christy: My hair is uber smooth ok.
Olivia: Like toufu. You know you know, toufu.
Max: Wtf? Toufu?! Nike analogy.
Christy: C'mon, guess why.
Felix: No thanks, that's gay.
Christy: Uh, c'mon, GUESSSSS.
Max: *Blabbers nonsense.
Max: You must be irritated, say the answer now.
Christy: Cos' I use conditioner.
Brayden: That's gay enough. Common sense.
Olivia: Then why didn't you get it right?

*Delwyn pops into the scene.

Delwyn: What about your ass hair?
Bryan: As smooth? Haha, asss.
Christy: Yea baby, I use conditioner on them too.
Bryan: Damn it, slapstick humour.
Olivia: Entertained you guys enough, right?

***Malcom who remains silent all along finally spoke.

Malcom: Yeah, for some good 3 minutes.
Delwyn: Then why didn't you say anything.
Malcom: I didn't want to kill joy.
Christy: SMARTIES FOR YOU!

Engulfed @ 10:06 PM
Monday, September 01, 2008

Back from church.

The chilling out session after preaching was nice. Olivia and Phoebe with their random madness and slapstick humour.

Engulfed @ 2:19 AM

Went for Boys Like Girls Concert. Free ticket provided by NC. But too bad, I couldn't find Zu. Wanted to give her a surprise but yup, couldn't find her. She said she was right at the back while I was right at the front. It's ok but the concert was awesome, maybe because it was free. After that sms-ed her if she wanna join us for supper but she said she had to accompany her JC classmates.

So we went Boonkeng for supper. Then was drinking at Leslie's place. And I'm still at Les's place now. Mom gonna kill me because of my previous entry!