After dinner with Olivia (she had no one to eat with so she begged me to dine with her at NYNY), I was totally shagged and I decided not to study. Anyway today supposed to be my relaxing day. So I called Zu to talk to her, at the same time, help her to distress. Here's the conversation, roughly this was what we exchanged.

Funny Convo, right below this. :D

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Zu: What la, don't disturb me lei. (Super high pitch)
Bry: Haha, I think.. I like to..
Zu: What la, don't waste my time, I'm doing my stuff.
Bry: I like to..
Zu: Fuck you, one more time I KUP already hor. (super emphasis on the word "kup")
Bry: I like to disturb pigs.
Zu: Fuck you (high pitch for "you").
Bry: What's with that high pitch you.
Zu: Emphasising on fucking YOU. Bastard.
Bry: We're brothers and sisters. Incest!
Zu: Kk, you win you win. Don't want to waste my energy.
Bry: Are you tired?
Zu: Needless to say, slacker. Still can go Pris's house to swim.
Zu: Oi talk lei.
Zu: I angry hor.
Bry: I know you won't. Heh heh. (She hate people who heh heh her. So guess what's her reply?)
Zu: Smarties for you, but shut up, don't heh heh me tikopeh.
Bry: K, k, sorrrrry.

**Both blurting not-funny-at-all nonsense.
*After some time..

Zu: (Randomly) I want boyfriend.
Bry: Lol, no boyfriend want you.
Zu: Eh, walao I so lousy meh?! (Mmm, papa. *Some new thing she learn outside.)
Bry: What's with that Mmm papa.
Zu: Kaopeih.
Bry: Why why?!
Zu: Kao is cry in Hokkien, peih is father.
Bry: That's dumb.
Zu: Oi I really so fucking lousy meh, no lei.
Zu: At least I'm better than Eugene's ah lian. Hahaha *super evil laughter which lasted for at least a minute.
Bry: No la, just that you've got to be more feminine.
Zu: I GOT SO BOY OR NOT. (She really shouted so loud that I thought she was just beside me)
Bry: See, see, shouting like a boy.
Zu: *Whines.
Bry: No la, you have your virtues also.
Bry: Just that abit too little.
Zu: At least.. mmmm.. I'm I'm.. straightfoward. Lalala.
Bry: Why do you have to think then?
Zu: Errr.. too many to list.
Bry: Ya right.
Zu: Left.
Bry: Up.
Zu: Down.
Zu: SHUDDDDDUP!
Bry: We're best friends. I promise to.. keep a look out for you.
Zu: You've been saying that since long ago. I know you like me and you want to keep me to yourself right. Selfish siaaaaa. Eh don't lei, find some better guy for me.
Bry: Ya right.
Zu: Left.
Bry: Up.
Zu: Down.
Zu: SHUDDDDDUP!
Bry: Tell me what characteristic you look for.
Zu: Aiya, not say very demanding la.
Zu: He must be at least like.. around 178? Nono, must look tall when he's with me.
Zu: Fatter, no la, heavier than me. Cos' like that I won't look so fucking fat and I feel more secured. At least when the wind blow, I can hide behind him not the other way round.
Bry: Glad you know.
Zu: Shuddup la, listen to me lei.
Zu: Then must be tanned and love tanning like me. Hohoho.
Bry: Then he would have know better babes at Sentosa and he won't choose you.
Zu: Ei still got, don't cut me lei.
Zu: Cannot be too poor.
Zu: Sweeter than Davier is a must.
Bry: I'll post this and Davier will see this.
Zu: I DON'T CAREEEEEE.
Zu: It's the fact lei, he also know, right DAVIER?! (Shouts "DAVIER")
Bry: Anything else?
Zu: Aiya, abit only. Wait wait still got abit more.
Zu: At least look average.
Zu: Must have some music talent.
Zu: Best if he don't wear specs but, wear also can. But please look handsome with specs.
Zu: Must surprise me, must be romantic.
Zu: Must be daring enough to face my parents.
Zu: Must..
*Bryan cuts in.
Bry: Wait, the above criteria all fits me.
Zu: Eeeeee, ok I think of something you don't have.
Zu: Hahaha, must not be a gay.
Bry: Loser.
Zu: You mean yourself?
Bry: NO, I MEAN YOU LA, SISTER.
Zu: Don't call me sister, fucker.
Bry: See, so vulgar, wth can you get a boyfriend with the above criteria.
Bry: K tell me what instrument you want him to play. I try to find from my band or something..
Zu: Violin, piano, drums, guitar. Cello not bad.
Bry: Hahaha, loser. I fit in 2, plus Oboe. I think I'm still the best choice.
Zu: I rather die a virgin.
Bry: Wth you just said?!
Zu: I SAY I RATHER DIE AS A VIRGIN.
Bry: Who taught you that?!
Zu: Mab, LOL. (Laughing super evil-ly)
Bry: I think next best choice will be.. Lek or, Ong.
Zu: Ong is mine already what. LOL Zach actually believe last night.
Bry: He gonna see this later y'know?
Zu: Come la, I scared meh. Zach loser.
Bry: Alright, alright, I've wasted like 30 mins of yours but hope I manage to distress you.
Bry: Study hard, and Bryan LOVE you.
Zu: No thanks brother.
Zu: But yes, you did make me happier. Thanks.
Zu: Kk nights, I'll search for my man in my dreams.
Zu: I THINK ROSS IS STILL THE BEST.
Zu: Handsome, rich, hot, ANGMOH!
Bry: Kk, bye.
Zu: I really kup ah.
Bry: Kup la.
Zu: Bye bye, KUP. (Shouted "kup")
*And she hung her house phone super loudly.

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This girl is looking for a hot boyfriend with the above stated criterias. Lol I think Mr Universe also can't meet that criteria la, she's dreaming. Hot, tall, sweet, romantic, rich. Sounds like Bryan. Opps, alright I'm gonna sleep early tonight!