I have not brush my teeth. Have not.
I have not wash my face. Have not.

Ha, I'm washing up and going for service. More slapstick humour and crude jokes on the way. Christy smsed something super funny. So funny that I can't leave my phone and wash up.

Christy: Lazy bum, wake up.
Bry: You WOKE me up.
Christy: Woah, that's great.
Bry: Let's go church earlier, sweeping!
Christy: That's your job, cleaner.
Bry: That's voluntary.
Christy: I know, x'cuse me. I'm a year more experienced.
Bry: Hi senior sweeper.
Christy: Don't waste my messssagggy.
Bry: Alright, church early.
Christy: Free ride. Max sending us there.
Bry: I'll hop on.
Christy: Knew it. Cya 8am, get ready please.
Bry: Bye crude joke.
Christy: BYE, I HAVE MORE CRUDE JOKES ON HAND NOW. SAVE IT TILL LATER.

See, I just wasted approx. 3 minutes to type. Wash up, comb Maxy and Macy, and crude jokes, here I come. Churchies always make my day enjoyable. Cliques too.