Friday, October 10, 2008
Ways to wake the ValG, Mab, Pris, Christy, Oli and Zu up.
- Come up with irritating phrases and repeat them over and over again. They'll feel ultra irritated and thus getting out of their bed.
- Scream straight into their ears. But boys shouldn't do that.
- Say you have the nicest food on Earth.
- Tell them molester Jason Phua is coming.
- Shout, "it's time for prata".
- Tell them that Marcus's mom is here.
- Give them nice slaps and cold ice water on their faces. But again, boys can't slap girls.
- Play super ah beng/lian irritating raps.
- Kick their ass. For this, we can. :D
- Pull their hair. FYI, we can only pull Christy's and Oli's. The rest will still ignore us because they are so used to it.
- Draw on them. It works all the time surprisingly though it does no harm.
- Say McDonalds delivery is here. With their favourite apple pies and marigold milk.
- Shout, "World War 3" is here.
- Say their boyfriends are here and they will get up immediately to save themselves from letting their boyfriends see their unglam-ness.
- Label them ugly, disgusting, fat. Works often, but it will come along with complimentary "FUCK YOU" from Mab.
- Say Ross is here, and Zu will most probably believe when she's still semi-conscious and jump out of bed.
- Pillow fight with them, till they wake up.
- Cover them up with lots and lots of blanket. Heat is the best way to wake them up sometimes.
- Lick their faces. Leslie's favourite, sick.
- Last resort (We seldom do that, ya like real), TAUPOK them.
If the above 20 doesn't wake them up, tell you what. They are officially pronounced dead.