Bryanaaaah (Evan) Lee Wei Han :D
12 December 1990, Sagittarius. Child of God. Currently pursuing studies at University of Chicago, living with Zach, Pris, Darryl, parents, Maxy and Macy. Learning to let go was hard but I'm adapting well in Chicago.


Engulfed @ 1:33 AM
Friday, October 10, 2008

Ways to wake the ValG, Mab, Pris, Christy, Oli and Zu up.
  1. Come up with irritating phrases and repeat them over and over again. They'll feel ultra irritated and thus getting out of their bed.
  2. Scream straight into their ears. But boys shouldn't do that.
  3. Say you have the nicest food on Earth.
  4. Tell them molester Jason Phua is coming.
  5. Shout, "it's time for prata".
  6. Tell them that Marcus's mom is here.
  7. Give them nice slaps and cold ice water on their faces. But again, boys can't slap girls.
  8. Play super ah beng/lian irritating raps.
  9. Kick their ass. For this, we can. :D
  10. Pull their hair. FYI, we can only pull Christy's and Oli's. The rest will still ignore us because they are so used to it.
  11. Draw on them. It works all the time surprisingly though it does no harm.
  12. Say McDonalds delivery is here. With their favourite apple pies and marigold milk.
  13. Shout, "World War 3" is here.
  14. Say their boyfriends are here and they will get up immediately to save themselves from letting their boyfriends see their unglam-ness.
  15. Label them ugly, disgusting, fat. Works often, but it will come along with complimentary "FUCK YOU" from Mab.
  16. Say Ross is here, and Zu will most probably believe when she's still semi-conscious and jump out of bed.
  17. Pillow fight with them, till they wake up.
  18. Cover them up with lots and lots of blanket. Heat is the best way to wake them up sometimes.
  19. Lick their faces. Leslie's favourite, sick.
  20. Last resort (We seldom do that, ya like real), TAUPOK them.

If the above 20 doesn't wake them up, tell you what. They are officially pronounced dead.