Ok, now look at my previous entries, the two most recent. And prepare yourself for the most hilarious joke ever.

I'm so screwed up with the time zones. Why can't all countries have the same time?! Because the world is spinning and it's impossible that every one faces the sun etc. I blogged that it's 3pm here in Chicago. And thought that it's 8pm when Darryl and Priscilla returned home. When it's actually 7 plus 8am I reached Chicago, and almost 2pm when both of them came home. The sky is bright and looking at my watch which says 1pm at that time when I depart from the plane, and looking back at the sun, I thought everything is alright.

After I reached home, I coop myself in the room, with curtains drawn, switched on the air-conditioner, lights and there I was, blogging that entry, which was a joke. Here it goes.

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(*) Darryl and Pris came back, came into my room.

Darryl: Heyhey we're good enough to come back for lunch.

(*) Pris gave a nice stern cos she wanted dinner with Darryl. (It was actually lunch but I thought it was already in the night time.)

Bry: Yes yes yes. (Giving them that disgusted look for they came back late for dinner, way too late.) Early huh, you call this lunch? My lunch, your SUPPER. I'm damn hungry. I ate breakfast on the plane and I skipped lunch and now you're giving me a late dinner.
Darryl: Breakfast on plane? What time you board your plane?
Bry: Like 11pm?
Darryl: Paris time eh?
Bry: It's the same, c'mon. Who cares about the time.

(*)Pris points double middle finger. Followed by giggles which seriously irritate me greatly.

Pris: You travel too much till you forget the time here is it.
Bry: LOOK HOW DARK THE SKY IS. (Embarrassment for myself)

(*) Pris draws open my curtain.

(*) I gave a stunned look because why the hell is the sky still so bright when I think that's it's 8pm?!

(*) Then, I burst out in laughter, with my face all red.

Bry: OH MY GOD, I thought it's 8pm now, look at my watch.

(*) Two idiots ran in to Zach's room to tell him this shameful thing.
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Apparently Pris kept laughing and she couldn't make herself clear, Zach gave a puzzled look, then Darryl explained everything. Their nonstop laughter and Pris's stomping woke Aunt Louisa up, then Nainai. After which Dad and Mom came out to check what's that hilarious. And the whole house was filled with laughter once again because of my J.O.K.E.

Pris said I've created the best joke ever in her life. Because I insisted that it was night time with my angry look, shouting, "LOOK HOW DARK THE SKY IS" when it's actually scorching hot and sizzling skins out there, and I'm thinking about the cold night out there. I think this is even more shameful, more embarrassing than the summation of all of Pris's ugly and irritating actions.

Anyway, just to clarify myself. I'm just mixed up with the time because I've been travelling. Singapore to Chicago, the time changes. Chicago to Italy, the time changes. Italy to Paris, the time stays the same. Paris to Chicago, the time changes again. I'm a muddlehead, shame.

Now Darryl keeps singing "Shame shame ba-bu-Seng" when he sees me at any time. I had the funniest dinner, nono, lunch ever. The time now in Chicago is 12am, *coughs, this time I'm getting the time right. But how dumb can I be and how unaware am I to my surroundings to the extend that I actually didn't notice the morning rays through the curtain.

Dad: Next time, have your curtains drawn up. Then you won't create a joke out of yourself.
*The whole house burst into laughter again, even myself.

Anyway, I'm going to sleep now. Almost 48hours of keeping my eyes wide open. And sorry for the entrusting the wrong person thing. This time, Bryan was blinded by some weird aura, and I didn't analyse things properly, jumped into conclusions without asking and clarifying things. Sorry Ridley. But thank God, our silly girl is alright. Smile Princess, you look cuter when you smile. :D

Sleep time, LIGHTS OUT! (It's really night time now.)